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9.29.2001

Kennedy, actually. But Blair's just as bad. :)
posted by Anonymous @ 11:02:00 PM
Odd... I appear to have suddenly developed a nasty limp...
posted by Anonymous @ 1:26:00 PM
On my desk, I have an Ireland Page-A-Day calendar. Here's the page for this weekend:

"'May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.' ~ Irish Curse"
posted by Anonymous @ 1:15:00 PM

9.28.2001

Um, hi, yeah, it's me. I've actually had my invitation for a couple days now, but I've been mired in Pagemaker and tutoring o’ Pagemaker and other such goodness. I think my spine is curving into my chair – is that a constant-computer-use-related condition? In any case, if Joe remembers, it was Mrs. White, with the candlestick, in a robot.
posted by Sharon @ 10:35:00 PM
If there is a robot afterlife, then there must be a computer afterlife. Personally, I think mine's going to computer hell. I hope it spends eternity having its bits and bytes devoured by a silicon-eating virus.
posted by Anonymous @ 9:22:00 PM
It turns out that I have rehearsal after school every durn day from next Tuesday until the performances start, excluding a few of the Fridays. Man! Talk about being booked! I'm afraid the archeology video will have to do without my smiling face. *sigh* The sacrifices we make in life...

Have fun at Homecoming (or, as in my case, not at Homecoming), y'all!
posted by Anonymous @ 9:18:00 PM

9.27.2001

I see dead robots... walking around like regular robots...
posted by Anonymous @ 9:37:00 PM
Viruses, smiruses. :) PCs are quite cool (and super customizable, too) but Macs are a great deal more reliable and user friendly. That mouse is annoying, true. But I suppose it's a small price to pay for peace of mind, eh?
posted by Anonymous @ 5:59:00 PM
I never saw a killer robot,
And I hope I never see one;
But I'll tell you anyhow,
I'd rather be than see one.
posted by Anonymous @ 5:45:00 PM
I solved the problem! It was McAfee all along. VirusShield is set up to scan all email messages I view and my email programs have been crashing whenever I try to view an email message. So, I disabled VirusShield and, volia, no more crashing! It wasn't Microsoft after all. I guess I can call off that horde of killer robots I sent to Seattle...
posted by Anonymous @ 12:59:00 PM
Robots are in the air,
Every time I look around,
Robots are in the air,
Blasting holes and zapping cows.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:45:00 AM

9.26.2001

I'm lost. Egads.

Weird songs.
posted by Diane @ 9:37:00 PM
I have Sharon's email, but it's in my address book, which is inaccessable because all my email programs keep crashing!
posted by Anonymous @ 6:47:00 PM
This is a good color. Who will be watching the two-hour premier of Enterprise tonight? Paul and I will! And who's going to be taping it for Sims? I will! Oh yeah! Live long and Prospero.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:47:00 PM
Old MacDonald had a killer robot
Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh.
And on this killer robot there was a laser gun,
Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh,
With a *zap-zap* here and a *zap-zap* there, here a *zap*, there a *zap*, everywhere a *zap-zap*,
Old MacDonald had killer robot,
Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh...


Fine, Ms. Amy; I will defer to your seniority and change my font color to one that has yet to be claimed. :P Grrr... silly seniors with your silly seniority and your silly senior hall. Grrr.

Anyway, thanks for all the advice guys. I would run my virus scanner, but it keeps crashing, too. This computer has serious problems, I tell you; I doubt any email program would work correctly on it. And I'm seriously thinking of switching to a Mac because in all the experience I've had with Macs, never once has one crashed or had problems. I have been a loyal PC user all my life, but the past couple of PCs I've had have all gone senile or something. And Microsoft products are seriously buggy and totally unreliable. Grrr!
posted by Anonymous @ 4:11:00 PM
Paul, I have two words for you: "What the hey?"

(Okay, so that was three words. So sue me. After all, I was the one that wrote "1 + 1 = 3" on the Democracy Wall...)
posted by Anonymous @ 3:40:00 PM
How much is that robot in the window...?
posted by Anonymous @ 3:38:00 PM

9.25.2001

Second thought: Bash computer with sledge hammer.
posted by Anonymous @ 9:16:00 PM
ERRRG! Eudora is giving me the exact same error. Ooooh, this darn computer... I'd like to sick a herd of Killer Robots on it right about now...

In Boedeckerland, weirdness abounds.
posted by Anonymous @ 8:53:00 PM
Erg! Outlook Express keeps crashing when I try to open it, giving me this same error over and over again: "MSIMN caused an invalid page fault in module MCSCAN32.DLL at 0167:0274088f." I went to Microsoft's website, but they want me to pay bundles for tech support. Does anybody have any idea who I can talk to or where I can go? This is really annoying...

Maybe it was the Killer Robots...
posted by Anonymous @ 7:45:00 PM
Hey look everyone, Emi's famous!
posted by Anonymous @ 5:41:00 PM
Oh Killer Robot, I really fear you,
Go away, you scary creature;
Oh Killer Robot, I really hate you,
Away, please go away,
And kill some other people.

Uh-oh, the Class of '03 is invading the Bivalve Blog. We're kind of like a heard of killer robots, except kinder, gentler and generally non-metalic. Anyway, I say, "Yay to Sharon and bugger to oil drilling!" (It's amazing how, after a long day of school, one is wont to express ideas in the most simplistic form possible. Yay simplicity!)

This courtesy of Deb:

Nikachu42: Who let the Deb out?
Debster84: Your mom
posted by Anonymous @ 5:30:00 PM

9.24.2001

Ahem. I do believe the proper term is "Boedeckosity." And thanks for inviting me, y'all, especially because I'm not really a bivalve and am merely a lowly junior. I feel so loved!

And now for some pure, unbridled Boedeckosity:

Who let the Bivalves out? (Who? Who?)

(Oh, and Emi is a pika goddess.)

posted by Anonymous @ 9:30:00 PM

9.23.2001

Anybody mind if I invite Nick (B) to join the blog? If you don't want me too, tell me or blog it in the next couple days or i'll just invite him. I don't think anybody cares anyway.
posted by Jane @ 5:09:00 PM