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3.16.2002

It's about being stupid.

And let me tell you, a lot of people in America excel at being incredibly stupid.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:48:00 PM

3.15.2002

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

Happy birthday, Joe. :)
posted by Anonymous @ 6:07:00 PM

3.14.2002

Nobody's asked me to Prom yet! You've still got some time, of course, but it's quickly running out. Hurry before somebody else beats you to it!

(I reserve the right to say no, of course. Alex, consider this a preemptive no.)

Advertising myself like this makes me feel all dirty, kind of.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:28:00 PM
Yeah, I thought it might be "whose," you grammar wench.

Hey, guess who went around the CAP open house this evening rying to convince those who are in the position I was in (deciding between CAP and IB) that their future was truly at RM? Me! I felt so evil. Hehehehe... :)
posted by Anonymous @ 10:20:00 PM
Happy birthday to me!

Hey everybody, guess who's birthday is tomorrow...?
posted by Anonymous @ 10:01:00 PM

3.13.2002

Well, what will you give me, Alex?
posted by Anonymous @ 9:13:00 PM

3.12.2002

And yes, I'm being serious.

And Joe, it's all about tradition and peer pressure and such. Whatever.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:34:00 PM
And I won't bail on you, like I did to Deb. I swear.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:25:00 PM
Hey, on that note, I'm available for going to prom. Allie has cleared it, just as long as it's all friendly, you know. No funny business. So... any takers?
posted by Anonymous @ 10:24:00 PM

3.11.2002

Joe, look out behind you!
posted by Anonymous @ 3:32:00 PM

3.10.2002

I thought they were sheep.
posted by Anonymous @ 11:41:00 AM