6.01.2002
Today I officially changed my Buddy List catagory called "Seniors" to "Oldvalves." You are now officially graduates.
posted by Anonymous @ 8:15:00 PM
Who's been messing with the template?
posted by Anonymous @ 7:27:00 PM
Woah. Bad acid trip, man?
But I like the idea of a Bivalvular Triumvirate. :) Long live Bivalvia! I'm hoping to have a birthday/4th of July party, so stay tuned.
But I like the idea of a Bivalvular Triumvirate. :) Long live Bivalvia! I'm hoping to have a birthday/4th of July party, so stay tuned.
posted by Anonymous @ 7:01:00 PM
To the Class of 2002...
*salutes*
I'll write you a sappy poem on RM's Graduation Day. But right now most of you are at the beach. Lucky dogs. :P
*salutes*
I'll write you a sappy poem on RM's Graduation Day. But right now most of you are at the beach. Lucky dogs. :P
posted by Anonymous @ 10:23:00 AM
5.30.2002
Oh, but sex is always good for a laugh or two (thousand). Don't be so uptight. :P
I wish I were doing some sort of work over the summer. I have nothing as of yet. Van Hollen voluenteering seems to be what's in store for me. But I can go downtown to meet for lunch sometime, if y'all want to. Tara and I did that last summer; it was much fun.
*grumbles* I want to go on the beach trip. *sniff* Don't leave me!
I wish I were doing some sort of work over the summer. I have nothing as of yet. Van Hollen voluenteering seems to be what's in store for me. But I can go downtown to meet for lunch sometime, if y'all want to. Tara and I did that last summer; it was much fun.
*grumbles* I want to go on the beach trip. *sniff* Don't leave me!
posted by Anonymous @ 9:53:00 PM
5.28.2002
Um, it would be nice if there were archive links on this Blog. Just a thought.
posted by Anonymous @ 6:51:00 PM
The original title, for those of you who did not see, was Mr. Picardy Goes to Brest.
So, naturally, I changed it...
So, naturally, I changed it...
posted by Anonymous @ 1:13:00 AM
Bivalvia in Ten Years (Part 3):
M. Sims Hill
Sims (or "Maggie" as she goes by now) has a wonderful time at Davidson and there she finds religion, in the form of Druidic Paganism, the ancient religion of the Celtic people. She starts Davidson's first Druidic Pagan society and holds the very first Davidson Winter Solstice Festival in the stadium completely in the nude. [As per Joe Howley's request, I'm making these non-sexual, so I will leave out the part about ritual copulation.] Sims gets very wasted on the sacred grass (read: weed) and has a powerful vision in which she sees herself burning in hell for being a heretic. The next day, she renounces her Pagan faith and joins a convent. She spends the next several years of her life as a bride of Christ, doing whatever it is brides of Christ do. (Which, I assure you, has nothing even remotely to do with sex.) Then, one day in late January, she goes completely insane, screaming about how she's carrying Christ's child, that the other nuns are out to kill her and swearing to God that OJ really was innocent. It is that last claim that really seals her fate and she is sent to the North Carolina Home for the Slightly Batty. Sources inside the home tell me that she is not in any way, shape or form involved in a sexual relationship with that damn hippie Ben Kingsland, who keeps visiting her for "research" about his new book My Life With Funny Crazy People.
Deb Streusand
St. John's treats Deb extremely well and she graduates with... well... what does St. John's give you? A Bachelor of Talking About Boring Books? [Just teasing, Deb. ;)] Well, anyway, she graduates with one of those and then proceeds to get her Masters in Smart Shite from the University of Maryland. She and Kayla are still together after all this time and they move to Vermont a few years later and get CUed in a ceremony attended by all the Bivalves that are not either stuck a mental hospital, Paris, a commune or some surreal combination of the three. (It is rumored that Nick Boedecker came dressed completely in duck liver paté, but I'm pretty sure that's not true.) Deb gets a job as a Professional Smart Person and Kayla becomes a Semi-Professional House Spouse. Kayla settles in to her domestic role perfectly; Deb has trouble adjusting to her job and goes to see a pyschiatrist, who happens to be an old friend who is happy to repay her for all the listening she did for him. (And he didn't wear paté while doing it.) Her friends, family and loving spouse are all supportive, and Deb recovers quickly. They adopt a baby girl from China and name her Dawn. Last time I saw them Dawn had just said her first word: "Love."
M. Sims Hill
Sims (or "Maggie" as she goes by now) has a wonderful time at Davidson and there she finds religion, in the form of Druidic Paganism, the ancient religion of the Celtic people. She starts Davidson's first Druidic Pagan society and holds the very first Davidson Winter Solstice Festival in the stadium completely in the nude. [As per Joe Howley's request, I'm making these non-sexual, so I will leave out the part about ritual copulation.] Sims gets very wasted on the sacred grass (read: weed) and has a powerful vision in which she sees herself burning in hell for being a heretic. The next day, she renounces her Pagan faith and joins a convent. She spends the next several years of her life as a bride of Christ, doing whatever it is brides of Christ do. (Which, I assure you, has nothing even remotely to do with sex.) Then, one day in late January, she goes completely insane, screaming about how she's carrying Christ's child, that the other nuns are out to kill her and swearing to God that OJ really was innocent. It is that last claim that really seals her fate and she is sent to the North Carolina Home for the Slightly Batty. Sources inside the home tell me that she is not in any way, shape or form involved in a sexual relationship with that damn hippie Ben Kingsland, who keeps visiting her for "research" about his new book My Life With Funny Crazy People.
Deb Streusand
St. John's treats Deb extremely well and she graduates with... well... what does St. John's give you? A Bachelor of Talking About Boring Books? [Just teasing, Deb. ;)] Well, anyway, she graduates with one of those and then proceeds to get her Masters in Smart Shite from the University of Maryland. She and Kayla are still together after all this time and they move to Vermont a few years later and get CUed in a ceremony attended by all the Bivalves that are not either stuck a mental hospital, Paris, a commune or some surreal combination of the three. (It is rumored that Nick Boedecker came dressed completely in duck liver paté, but I'm pretty sure that's not true.) Deb gets a job as a Professional Smart Person and Kayla becomes a Semi-Professional House Spouse. Kayla settles in to her domestic role perfectly; Deb has trouble adjusting to her job and goes to see a pyschiatrist, who happens to be an old friend who is happy to repay her for all the listening she did for him. (And he didn't wear paté while doing it.) Her friends, family and loving spouse are all supportive, and Deb recovers quickly. They adopt a baby girl from China and name her Dawn. Last time I saw them Dawn had just said her first word: "Love."
posted by Anonymous @ 12:44:00 AM
5.27.2002
Hey guys! Anyone who called me this weekend, I'm afraid I just got the message.
but, Joe & Emily. You ARE coming on the trip. Sorry for any confusion to the contrary. I am sending forms & directions to you both tomorrow via my sister. Call me tomorrow after 6 if you have any more questions. Or I'll call you
but, Joe & Emily. You ARE coming on the trip. Sorry for any confusion to the contrary. I am sending forms & directions to you both tomorrow via my sister. Call me tomorrow after 6 if you have any more questions. Or I'll call you
posted by Jane @ 10:59:00 PM