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10.03.2002

Yayfor your home county being in the national news.

Boofor it being because of a shooting rampage.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:25:00 PM

10.02.2002

I used to be the King of Cynicism. Now I'm a total romantic. Dude, what happened to me?

Heh, Allie happened, kids.

Love scars.
posted by Anonymous @ 9:11:00 PM
So am I.

In Malex's pants, that is. (The "a" in Malex shouldn't be capitalized. It just shouldn't.)

Actually, I'm not. Just for the record.
posted by Anonymous @ 6:40:00 PM